Exam Frustration

This is another funny email that I received a bit ago.
One of my all-time favorites!

Let's face it, we've all been frustrated in exams . . .














This one is cut of a little - so here is the question and answer:
Q: "An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the oceans waters. He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain"
A: "Because he slept with his boss' wife."


Also cut of a little:
Q: "Suppose you set out to determine if X0 cats are phenotypically female, but you can't directly look at chromosomes. What kitten colors (with respect to orange, calico, and black) would you look for in one specific color cross?"
A: "I would check to see if it had a vagina"

This last one is somewhat "off color" and some might find it offensive, so I give you the choice of seeing it by clicking here.