Another fine example from TRAX

So, this is from a few months ago - but I JUST remembered to post it!!

It's kinda hard to make out cause 1) I took it with my BlackBerry (not an actual camera, but a phone with multiple personality disorder) 2) I was sitting IN the train, taking a picture of this being outside . . . hence the odd glare of the hand that belonged to the guy sitting across from me and 3) I was trying to be somewhat sly in the taking of this pic. SO, let me tell you what I saw. This older guy with ghetto long hair, crazy child-molester mustache, black large hat, and long, black, leather trench coat. My thoughts of this creature I spotted in the wild . . . Old-school Western Character + Grim Reaper + Pimp. Yeah, this is what happens when you mix one too many styles into your look. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Settle Down, Y'all - This is IMPORTANT!

Here ye, here ye . . .

I'M GRADUATING!!


Yes, that is ME on my way to my Masters!! WAHOO! If only I didn't have summer semester to finish . . . Ya see, being in the 1 year program means that I still have 5 credits to finish during the summer (which I'm conveniently doing over one week in June) and then I technically get my degree in Aug. But the U only has ONE graduation ceremony each yeah - so here we have it. Wah-freakin-hoo! You may now shower me with riches and fine presents. :D

I'm in the process of finishing my LAST assignment of this semester. I'm slacking cause I really don't want to do it. But I will have it done before it's due on Friday. Probably will get it done tomorrow while I'm HOME all day - cause I don't have classes, internship, etc. Weee.

Yesterday was my LAST day at LDS Family Services (are we seeing a pattern here . . . LAST). Bittersweet. It's great to know I'm done and be able to move on (LDSFS wasn't really a good "home" for me) - but I will miss the clients I was working with. Several were none too happy that I was leaving - but that's the name of the game. I'm sure that the other therapists there can help them out.

So, now that I'm done with classes and internship (and SO close to being done with assignments) for a while I just want to GO CRAZY and have fun! And since I only have ONE WEEK of summer classes - I'm considering myself done for all intents and purposes. :P I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done!!

Randomness of today -- while Julie and I went to get food on her lunch break (we went to Wienerschnitzel cause I wanted a hot dog (because apparently the one I at at Sam's Club just 20 minutes earlier wasn't enough). No, my current obsession with mystery meat in a bun (yes, please try to dissuade me by telling me what or how it's made -- I'll still eat it! For heaven sakes, I ate dog knowingly!!) is NOT the randomness of the day (although enjoyable). The randomness is that I saw a 1st generation Altima with FLAMES on it. However, the flames were BACKWARDS. So, it makes me wonder . . . does the car so super fast in reverse, or is the owner just unstable. The mental health professional in me is siding with the latter.

Can someone help me with this one?

So . . . I've recently realized that I have a small problem that is leading to some embarrassing situations. Here's my problem . . . . I can't tell if the women I see around the world are pregnant or have learned to swallow their food whole like a snake (which is really cool - I still haven't figured out how on earth to accomplish this). Imagine the embarrassment I've felt when I asked women when they are due only to get the response - "No, I'm not pregnant, I just ate a whole bucket of KFC.") Man, this is seriously going to cause me social distress if I don't get this figured out!!

And Her Name Shall Henceforth be Known As . . . .

As previously stated by my husband, we have a new addition to our family. After much debate, her name has been decided upon. She shall be known as Pebbles. You may wonder why? Well, when everyone thought she was a gold car, I got the response: "You should call her Goldie Hawn"
Thankfully, she isn't really gold. The color on her Clairol box is "Pebble Ash Metallic." And she just feels like a Pebbles.
Brian fought me all the way on this. He though Ashley would be a better name. Well, Pebbles didn't want to be called Ashley, or Ash, or anything remotely close to that. She's just a Pebbles. :) Finally, Brian relented. However, his relinquishing of the naming of the car did not go without a warning. He said to me: "Don't think I'll give in that easily when we're naming our kids." (We'll see about that.)
So, please welcome Pebbles to the family. We are a little concerned about Gwen and Howie feeling some jealousy, but they will have to get over it. Hopefully, Sheila has gone to a better place. Pebbles is great fun to drive, and she has bells and whistles that I have not had before. I like being able to walk away from my car and then lock it. :) Simple pleasures go a long way for me.
Please feel free to ask for a spin in the 6. She likes going for rides. :)

Julie's New Ride

A sad day has passed upon us. Julie's Saturn (she named it Sheila -- I don't name cars) was diagnosed with heart problems and the dealer stated that she needed a replacement. (Meaning we needed to spend about $2500-3500 for a new engine in a 2001 Saturn (moral of the story = not cost effective.) Soon after the diagnosis, Sheila made her desire to leave evident as she stopped wanting to GO. I guess older people shuffle around and don't have much pick-up-and-go . . . but I didn't think she was THAT elderly. Stupid Saturn. 100K miles and time for a new engine (my Altima is 1 year older with 10K more miles and still perfectly happy). Won't be returning to Saturn again.

So, in a whirlwind stream of events, we got approved and found a new car for Julie. We decided to "up size" - cause, ya know, we want to have kids someday, so it needs to be car seat friendly. We looked at Accord, Camry, Altima, and Mazda6. Well, we lucked into a trade-in that was WAY below blue book value. So, we bought it. Now, to introduce it to the world. Julie's New Mazda6!

It's a 2005 with only 32K miles! Quite a step up from a 2001 Saturn SL1 with 102K miles, eh? Here's some pics for you to enjoy!

Here's a front view. Julie asked if it was a "Julie car" - I'd say YES!

And an inside view. It's been well cared for - no spots or blemishes to the interior.
And the instrument cluster. As you can see - radio controls on the steering wheel (which I'm quite fond of!) The previous owner installed a Kardon iPod Drive + Play - but it doesn't seem to be functioning well. So, that LCD screen is probably going to disappear unless I can figure what's its malfunction.

We're happy that we've "upgraded." (But still very frustrated at the Saturn fiasco.) Hopefully it will behave well - and we'll probably take it on our road trip to Vegas this weekend to Julie's cousin's baby blessing. Yeah!

Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan

The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams...

According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing." What we say is that virtual peeing is fun! (taken from http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html)

Anybody home?

I think this blog is broken. I check it all the time and there is never anything new. Maybe they didn't put the spoon down and PETA found out. Hmmm, I quess I will never know.